Tottini

 File this under: things they need to tell Baalas Teshuva when they have kids.


Tottini. 

I just got my daughter an entire summer wardrobe for under 45 dollars. 

The best part is that she's little so she's going to be wearing these up until the weather changes, which, as we know, happens in late November these days.

Cue fight about global warming...

Seriously though, one day I'm going to write a book called "All the Things No One Told Me About Being Frum" and I'll offend literally everyone on the planet.  


Supposing it's still around, what with all the global warming.




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